I’ll be honest, I have no words. No words. I have been officially rendered speechless. Congrats. Okay but seriously, the following words left my mouth while watching this clip:

“Oh fucking hell” (as soon as the damned video opened)

“NO”

“Get OUT of there”

“Go away!”

Plus a very large smattering of expletives.

Derek has outdone himself on this new steel cross set up, and it is truly for upperbody lovers. Gorgeous Ama Rio is strapped to this horrid equipment, and when I say she can’t move, she can’t move. Underarms, ribs, navel, inner thighs, knees, feet,  Derek gets them all. I squirmed and snurfed my way throughout this entire clip, and seeing his arsenal of tools (you’ll just have to click that link if you want to know which ones he used) all lined up to the side did not help in any way. Goodness gracious, great balls of FIRE, I’m looking forward to my turn on this thing.

TTC: 8:59

Fun fact, I will share one tool Derek used. He pulls out a machine toward the end and oh my lanta, you can see poor Ama’s ticklish skin absolutely rippling with vibrations (14:22). It must have tickled like crazy. She’s a good sport though, I love the fact that she’s joking and sassing through it all.

10/10, I can’t even. I have been officially turned into a puddle, and will now work very hard to put my sanity back together for the next clip. Oi.

Bee kinky, Bee kind,

Honey Kinkade