Welcome, friends, to another round of Tickle Dice; this game is sponsored by the word ‘fuck’.

No really, it’s all Miss Mia can say. Fuck, fuck you, fuck me, step-mother fucker, you fucking bastard..… she goes through the gambit, and with good reason: she’s terrible at this game. Can’t seem to guess the right number to save her life (or I suppose to save her feet) but then again, none of us really want her to, do we?

At the start it looks like it’s going to be a VERY short game, with the Shocker making an early appearance. I think if Derek had had three minutes instead of two, he would have succeeded in procuring the fastest tap since the invention of this game. Alas, Mia holds on, and she stays in for a lot longer than I anticipated. Well done Mia!

And lucky us, we get to hear that delectable laugh for so much longer. The horrid sphere, a feather, and Derek’s fingers all get to take a turn, and the difference in her reactions is simply wonderful. Makes you feel like you’re on the table as well, which is never a bad place to be. *screams in lee*

The fingers take the game however, proving to be too much for Miss Mia. I’m sure she’ll want to play again, and perhaps the dice will be in her favor next time!