Busted for DWI with Lilly Hall

Foot Patrol Inspector Archer Legend is watching a local thoroughfare when he spots a lady walking by. He calls out for Lilly Hall to stop and informs her that she is under suspicion of committing DWI. Lilly counters by exclaiming that she isn’t even driving so that’s impossible.

Inspector Legend tells the perturbed woman that he is not traffic enforcement and that her driving is the very least of his concern. Archer explains that she is suspected of being delinquent on having a foot inspection and that the DWI stands for “Digits Without Inspection” which in his book is a much more severe infraction than anything you might do in a vehicle. Inspector Legend escorts Lilly Hall to the office for a closer look and discovers that she is in dire need of a fresh pedicure.

After escorting the young lady to the salon for the prescribed pedal upgrade, Archer brings her back to the office for a final inspection. Before the inspector can give his final pronouncement on the quality of her feet, Lilly begins doing something Archer has never witnessed with his government issued side handle baton. The poor inspector is so distracted by the sexy woman’s intentional teasing that he can’t even put two words together. Once she tires of watching this former figure of foot authority melt down in front of her, Lilly takes the reins and instructs the babbling officer to lie on the floor. What she does next totally surprises the inspector while completely delighting him at the same time. The evidence clearly shows without a doubt that meeting such a good citizen as Lilly Hall brings Inspector Legend a massive amount of relief.